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Bored much?

Ok, heres 50 things girls want guys to know (I didn't make it up, it comes from www.lavenderdreams.tk/ if ur wondering) If you want links 4 stuff 2 do, they r at the bottom, luv yaz!

.:.50 Things Gurls Want Guys to Know.:.

01. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her.. we make no assumptions.
02. It never hurts to work out.. take your own advice.
03. Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
04. Not all girls masturbate.. we just don't and no we are not lying.
05. We hate porn.
06. Hmm.. guys in Jeeps.. yummm..
07. Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
08. We think about you all the time.
09. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11. Hold our hand.
12. No backseat drivers.. NONE.
13. Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14. We are not your all-night restaurant.
15. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed.. especially if it's a stick.
17. Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18. You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19. If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
21. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
22. Never comment on how much a girl eats.. ever.
23. Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
24. You just can't force us to like sports.. especially those associated with the WWF.
25. We're typically smarter than you.. so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26. If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one.. right now.
27. The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
28. We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot.. get over it!!!
29. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
30. Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
31. If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32. Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
34. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable.. we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35. On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys.. and lots of them.
36. Think before you speak.. it'll make a world of difference.
37. Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it.. we're creatures of mystery.
38. Make fun of our clothes.. prepare to die.
39. We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
40. Tell us we're beautiful.
41. The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
42. Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for.. it's a prerequisite.
43. Don't screw us over.. especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends.. they will hunt you down and kill you.
44. If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
45. Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
46. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
47. We're sensitive too. .be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
48. One word when it comes to smoking.. quit.
49. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
50. If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh.. we will be.. that is unless we hurt ourselves..

The links @ the bottom are all fun stuff....have a good summer! *Muah*

.:.60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy.:.
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 31. I didn't know they came that small. 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won't take long. 34. I never saw one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 45. Aww, it's hiding. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 49. What is that? 50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Were you neutered? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 53. Does it come with an air pump? 54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 58. Never mind, why bother. 59. Is that a second belly button? 60. Where's the rest of it

Q's not to ask in foreign countries:

*Ireland- Are You magically delicous or just angry and drunk?
*France- Can I get a side of freedom fries with that? Aren't the french just Germans who can make sauces?
*Italy- Does the Pope have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for some Spaghetti-O's!
*Korea- Could you watch my puppy for a minuet, or must you deep fry him?
*China- This wall isn't so great...
*England- Did you ever get a peice of ass from that Diana Chick?
*Yemen- Yemen? Thats a stupid name for a country, does it mean "land of fanatics and dust"?
*Canada- Hey! You're like Americans without money
*Spain- Wow, your women can shave if they want 2 right?
*Russia- Is it always this cold and economically devistatd?
*Greece- I hear this place is the less expensive version of Italy.

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Things a Mother would never say.
1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed
and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like
I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

Actual Label Instructions Mark as unread
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer products:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO
ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED
PORTION LIKE
A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR
APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT
DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
The End